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Martes, Hulyo 10, 2012

DOLPHY, 1928-2012


As of today, July 11, 2012, Philippine showbusiness' Comedy King Dolphy passed away.  He was 83.

He made people laugh for more than six decades.  Starting out on stage vaudevilles during the Japanese occupation era as Golay, he found fame and fortune making people laugh.  After the war, he made a name as a comic relief to some of the biggest stars in the 1950's, until he was launched alongside Lolita Rodriguez in the movie adaptation of Mars Ravelo's "Jack en Jill".

When television started out in the '60s and was slowly making a name for a burgeoning industry, he was one of the pioneer talents of the pre-martial law ABS-CBN.  His tandem with Panchito in "Buhay Artista" drew lots of laughter, especially with their song translation gags.  Soon after, he started branching out as a producer, makinghis own movies that converted into hits.

During Martial Law, he became the unofficial padre-de-familia of Philippine Television when he headlined "John en Marsha" with versatile actress Nida Blanca.  The phenomenal sitcom zoomed high in the ratings, and lasted 17 years on air.

His career was colorful, so was his lovelife.  His various affairs with women resulted in having 18 children, but he proved to be a good provider.  Soon after we got to see some of his children making a name for themselves, on the television and movies.

Despite all the success that he had, he remained humble.  His status as top comedian became legendary when he gave a break to some aspiring stars.  His generosity to some small workers in the industry is also a testament to how big his heart is.

His showbiz career withstood the tests of time.  A true survivor even in real life when he dealt with internal family issues, death among his showbiz friends and contemporaries, and even dealing with his own health issues too.

Who would ever forget his successful showbiz comeback in the '90s via the sitcom "Home Along da Riles" when almost everybody considered him a has-been?  Who would ever forget his comedies that dealt with various takes on Hollywood and in the Philippine society?

His jokes made us laugh.  His personality will never be imitated or equaled.  His legacy as a comedian will never be forgotten.

John Puruntong, Kevin Cosme, Facifica Falayfay...

Mang Dolphy... salamat sa sayang binigay niyo!  Time to laugh with God as main audience.

Miyerkules, Hunyo 27, 2012

MERON KANG BABY

MERON KANG BABY

(Spoof version of Carly Rae Jepsen's hit song "Call Me Maybe", apologies sa mga nagkakagusto sa kanyang kanta... kailangang baliin!)

I met you Miss near the well
And your face I can not tell
I looked to you head to toe
And now I'm in lababo
I trade my gf for you
My pet dog and cat for you
Akala ko ok na
Pero meron palang sabit
My stare goes directly into your tummy
Hot ka sana sa 'kin
Pero alam mo baby...

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Wala pa tayong one month
Meron kang baby
Sa loob ng tummy
And kicking-kicking
Malapit ka nang manganak
At magka-baby!
And all the other boys
Are laughing-laughing
Kasi ang date ko
Magiging mommy!

You took your time umamin
Na iba nga ang daddy
Pati mga gastusin
Sa 'king pitaka galing
I beg, and borrow and steal
Credit card ko'y overlimit
I didn't know unti-unti
Nasisiraan ako ng bait

My stare goes directly into your tummy
Hot ka sana sa 'kin
Pero alam mo baby...


Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
Wala pa tayong one month
Meron kang baby
Sa loob ng tummy
And kicking-kicking
Malapit ka nang manganak
At magka-baby!
And all the other boys
Are laughing-laughing
Kasi ang date ko
Magiging mommy!

Before you came into my life,
I was not so bad
I was not so bad
I was not so, so bad

Before you came into my life,
I was not so bad
And you should know that
I was not so, so bad

It's hard to look right
Sa iyong tummy
Ngayon ko lang nalaman
Meron kang baby

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy



Wala pa tayong one month
Meron kang baby
Sa loob ng tummy
And kicking-kicking
Malapit ka nang manganak
At magka-baby!
And all the other boys
Are laughing-laughing
Kasi ang date ko
Magiging mommy!


Before you came into my life,
I was not so bad
I was not so bad
I was not so, so bad

Before you came into my life,
I was not so bad
And I should know now
Merong kang baby!